It is
Sunday, October 27. If the weathermen
are correct (and I don’t have a whole lot of confidence in that) we will
actually have Halloween this year, so get out the candy and get ready for all
those greedy little children in their costumes.
There are only 59 days until Christmas so start remembering what comes with
each of the 12 days of Christmas. It is
the birthday of Niccolo Paganini, Enid Bagnold and John Cleese. Today, in 1775, the US Navy was established;
in 1871 “Boss” Tweed, Democratic leader of Tammany Hall, was arrested after the
NY Times exposed his corruption and in 1982 China announced its population at
one billion plus people. It is Statehood
Day in St. Vincent Islands, Mother-in-Law’s Day in the US and Navy Day in the
US.
Let’s take
some time today to talk about Halloween.
Halloween is a day of fun and excitement for kids. It is a day when they get to dress up in
costumes as their favorite super heroes, cartoon characters, princesses,
ninjas, pirates, etc. They go to school,
have parties, parade in their costumes, get goodie bags and then go home. Their parents then take them out to trick or
treat and the kids get bags full of candy which they then consume within days
of the holiday and run on a sugar high for the next month or so.
Here is a
question for you - what is the deal with costumes these days? The cost has become ridiculous. My two grandsons got costumes that they are
quite pleased with, but it cost well over $70 for two costumes and that was
with a coupon. Just two costumes! Are you
kidding me? These costumes are so
cheaply made that they will barely last through one day. What could possibly make them worth that kind
of money. When my son was young, the
lovely Elaine made some great costumes for him.
One year she took the liner from a trench coat, cut off some of the pile
lining, glued it to gloves and used it to turn him into a werewolf. It did not cost much and he was happy with
it. I guess parents are too busy to
create costumes and retailers know they can charge whatever they want and people
will pay it.
When I was a
kid, all we did was wear a pair of pants that had the knees ripped out from
playing in them, put on a grungy shirt (which most of us could find under our
bed), put some dirt on our faces and go as bums. We used to wait to go out until around 8. By then most people were getting tired of the
whole trick or treat thing and just wanted to get rid of the candy. We would go and end up getting two or three
bars of candy at each house. It was a great deal. We would fill several bags with goodies. We usually scored enough candy to keep us
going until Christmas. But I digress …
I understand
that kids want to have special costumes that allow them to live out their super
hero or ninja or whatever fantasy. I get
that. What I do not get is why retailers
feel that they should get rich from it.
They start selling decorations in August and encourage you to buy the
fake pumpkins, spider webs, scare crows, etc.
They want you to adorn your house with orange lights, ghosts, witches
that have flown into trees and all manner of other stuff. They sell the decorations that we refer to as
holiday lawn condoms. You know the ones
I mean. You turn them on at night, they
fill up with air and they are lighted.
At the end of the evening, you turn them off and they are just a pile of
plastic on the lawn that look like …
Here are
some things that I would like to see: some retailer selling costumes at a
reasonable price so that families do not have to get loans to dress their kids
up; a smart retailer giving a small portion of the profit from all Halloween
items to a charity that benefits children in the US; parents that try to be
creative and come up with costumes made from things they have in their
house. If we could see some of this
going on, it would be a better holiday.
Anyway,
let’s hope that Halloween is not affected by a hurricane or a snow storm or a
plague of locusts or some other catastrophe.
There are a lot of kids looking forward to this Thursday and we do not
want them to be disappointed again.
Besides, if there is another weather problem, we will be stuck with the
bags of candy we bought for the kids.
You know, maybe if it just started raining around 6 … I do love
chocolate.