Happy
Sunday, June 16. Start writing your
holiday letters because there are only 192 days until Christmas. Today is the birthday of Stan Laurel, Sergiu
Commissiona and Patrick Stuart. This
day, in 632, was the origin of the Persian Era.
In 1896 the temperature hit 127o in Fort Mojave, California
and in 1977 “Beatlemania” opened on Broadway.
It is Chaco Peace Day in Paraguay and Father’s Day in the US.
Father’s Day
was founded in Spokane, Washington at the YMCA in 1910 by Sonora Smart
Dodd. She suggested it to her pastor
after hearing a sermon about Mother’s Day.
The first celebration was held on June 19. She originally wanted to have it on June 5,
her father’s birthday, but her pastor said he would not be able to have a
sermon ready until later in the month.
The holiday did not have much success initially and in the 1920’s Sonora
Dodd stopped promoting it because she was studying at the Art Institute of
Chicago. She returned to Spokane in the
1930’s and began promoting it again. She
had assistance from those trade groups that would benefit most from the
holiday, for example the manufacturers of ties, tobacco pipes and other gifts
traditionally given to fathers.
A bill to
accord national recognition was introduced in 1913, but was not acted on. President Woodrow Wilson went to Spokane in
1916 to speak in a Father’s Day celebration.
He wanted to make the day official, but congress resisted fearing it
would become commercialized (how omniscient).
President Calvin Coolidge recommended in 1924 that the day be observed
by the nation, but stopped short of issuing a proclamation. Finally, in 1966, President Lyndon Johnson
issued the first presidential proclamation honoring fathers, designating the
third Sunday in June as Father’s Day.
Six years later, the day was made a permanent national holiday when
President Richard Nixon signed it into law in 1972.
So, now you
know all about Father’s Day. Time to
move on to another issue – drugs.
Because I have the time to do so, I have taken to paying close attention
to drug commercials on TV. On average,
these commercials are 60 seconds long.
The first 15 seconds talk about the malady the drug treats. The balance of the time is used telling you
about the side effects. I find that by
the time the commercial is finished, I do not remember what the drug is for,
but am sure I do not want to take it.
Here are some
of the things that I wonder about. Why
do I have to be tested periodically for TB when taking a drug? What could possibly be so wrong with me that
I would risk TB to take this medication?
Many of the drugs they are pushing tell you that you may experience
depression and/or suicidal thoughts. I’m
sorry, but a drug taken for depression should not cause suicidal thoughts. That seems somewhat counterproductive. It seems to me that the drugs they are coming
out with lately cause more problems than they fix. It makes you wonder if the drug manufacturers
are doing this on purpose. Take this
drug to fix your joint problems, but it can cause depression, suicidal
thoughts, swollen tongue, skin rash, rickets and toe nail fungus. But don’t worry, we have a drug that will
combat your depression, but it will cause suicidal thoughts, severe headaches,
blurred vision, swollen joints and a desire to laugh like Santa Claus. You should also be tested periodically for
TB, scurvy and beriberi.
One of the
pills that really interests me is the drug for Erectile Dysfunction. I notice that they are always very careful to
warn you to contact a doctor if your erection lasts for more than four
hours. That sounds like more of a
problem for your partner than you. “Oh
no, not again. Get that thing away from
me. Go hang clothing on it or
something.” I also like the commercial
where the couple is sitting in separate bath tubs looking at the sunset. Is this before or after? Does she use a different tub in case he goes
on for over four hours? Do you have to
have sex in the tub after taking that pill, for some reason? Just another one of those things that make
you go h-m-m-m-m-m.
The fact of
the week – In the 1800’s, people believed that gin could cure stomach
problems. Actually, what happened was
that if you drank enough of it, you forgot you had stomach problems for
a few hours. You forgot that you had a
stomach! You also forgot your name,
where you were and your address.
Happy
Father’s Day and have a good week.
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